This Is Quite Possibly The Most Horrible Thing I've Ever Heard In My Entire Life

Seriously, I think my ears are bleeding.



And, for your amusement, here are the lyrics. I had to read them because I couldn't understand a thing she was saying.

Heidi Montag - Fashion

Red One

Heidi!

Bridge:
ohhh ohhh
la la la
We Love Designer


I am, I'm too fabu-lous
I'm so fierce that it's so nuts
I live, to be model thin
Dress me, I'm your manne-quin

Chorus:
Fashion put it all on me
Don't you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be
Fashion put it all on me
Don't you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be

Repeat Bridge

I need, some new stile-ttos
Can't walk, down the street in those
You are, who you wear it's true
A girl's just as hot as the shoe she chooses

Repeat Chorus

Repeat Bridge

Repeat Bridge (again)

Repeat Chorus

Repeat Chorus (again)

Repeat Bridge

Repeat Bridge (yet again)


Ladies and Gentleman, this is who our kids are watching.